tsundere: hey, I just met you
tsundere: and this is crazy
tsundere: but here's my number
tsundere: b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything!
tsundere: yandere passu
yandere: hey, I just met you
yandere: and this is crazy
yandere: but i love you a lot
yandere: so here's my number
yandere: so, call me okay?
yandere:
yandere:
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me

Yandere: hey I just met you
Yandere: and this is crazy
Yandere: BUT I'M CRAZIER SO DON'T LOOK AT ANYONE ELSE OR I'LL KILL THEM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Yandere: so love me back, maybe? (´・ω・`)

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